Moar Useless 💩 by Will ™
So, you’ve made it to the “Moar” section. Congratulations? This is where I’ve stashed a handful of silly little experiments - fun, pointless, and just the right kind of weird to fill a few minutes of your day. Think of it as the digital equivalent of those novelty toys you couldn’t resist buying from a gas station. Dive in if you dare. Or don’t. Whatever.
Roys Payphone Scramble →
Because nothing says “relaxation” like the anxiety of scrambling for loose change to make a call. Test your reflexes in this chaotic, mildly absurd game. Bonus points if you can hear the coins clinking in your head. Inspired by Roy Gerbil.
Payphone Simulator →
Want to relive the tactile joy of clunking coins into a payphone and dialing a number that may or may not connect? No? Well, here it is anyway. Inspired by The Phone Losers of America. Sound clips taken from the 2017 PLA Media Pack (torrent).
The Infinite Hold Simulator →
Experience the thrill of being stuck on hold forever. It’s everything you hated about the ’90s, now conveniently online and endless. You’re welcome.
Retro Tech Quiz →
Think you know your Betamax from your 8-track? Take this quiz to test your retro tech expertise and discover just how much useless knowledge you’ve retained over the years.
The TV Static Simulator →
Who doesn’t miss staring at a screen of grainy white noise, wondering if aliens are about to communicate? Now you can relive that weirdly mesmerizing experience anytime.
Authentic VHS Simulator →
Remember the magic of tracking lines and fuzzy frames? No? Well, here’s a chance to experience it anyway. It’s as authentic as your nostalgia demands.
CTRL+ART+HISTORY →
Remember the magic of tracking lines and fuzzy frames? No? Well, here’s a chance to experience it anyway. It’s as authentic as your nostalgia demands.
